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  • Nov. 4th, 2008 at 5:58 PM
fish and chips are ... delicious?
Is he too dubya for you?? Is he too American!??! Let me know if I'm screwing up or whatever!! Any and all comments are appreciated for this hero.

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  • Nov. 4th, 2008 at 5:54 PM
dental coverage for being a backup!
Your Name/what you go by: Seph, Sephy, etc etc

AIM/E-mail/contact info - some way of reaching you: AIM = buchou no seme

Your character's name (last, first): Alfred F. Jones aka AMERICA

Series your character's from: Axis Power Hetalia

Background info on your character: So once upon a time, this guy sailed the ocean blue in 1492 and came upon ... DUN DUN DUN, AMERICA! Well, sort of. This isn't your typical history lesson, after all. See, in Axis Power Hetalia, countries are personified by people. And Alfred = America! ...Trust me, it'll make sense later.

For one, America/Alfred was this ... little baby boy wandering around in the wilderness! Until France and England showed up fighting over this potential new baby brother! England won after dragging a bunch of people into the mess annd America became his little baby brother/son/thing. America, being a teenager, wanted, of course, more minutes on his phone texting abilities no more curfew FREEDOM!!!!! And went to war with England. America won, naturally, of course. He's the hero! And this begins our story.

See, America's really this young nation who's proud of his history as a pioneer of sorts. He's pretty much as optimistic as they come, and believes that justice and freedom will prevail! Oh, and that hamburgers is a cure-all. No, really. Have a fever? Put a hamburger on your head! He's optimistic -- and filled with a sense of TRUE AMERICAN JUSTICE!!! --- to the point that when that UFO scandal happened in Roswell, New Mexico, he happily made friends with ... said alien aboard the crashed UFO. And even brought it over to visit England! See, he still keeps in touch with his older brother/father figure. England's a good back up, after all. Actually, that's pretty much America's entire stance on foreign policy: he's the hero, and everybody else is the back-up. It's okay, being a back-up is important too. And no, Alfred's not from Texas.

So, it's no surprise that the energetic America would be butting into everybody and anybody's business. ...Which also means that his only friends at the moment are England and Japan. Well okay he sees them as backup but still! For example! He invites Japan over to watch scary movies and uses poor Japan as a meat shield of sorts! (America's really really really scared of those movies, okay. THOSE GHOSTS ARE NOT CUTE LET'S SLEEP TOGETHER TONIGHT, JAPAN OR AT LEAST LEAVE THE NIGHT LIGHT ON OH GOD WHY. America's also fascinated by the video games that Japan makes, which just shows what a dorky boy he can be. With England, their relationship is well, "special." Obviously after the whole WAR OF INDEPENDENCE!!! there was bad blood between the two. And America still hates to lose to England. And the two still disagree over things. But nevertheless! America can count on England!

So the bottom line is that America likes his friends! And when something threatens his friend and/or the world, America's quick to take action and resort to your typical rhetoric of FREEDOM!! JUSTICE!!!! GOOD VS. EVIL!!! to lead the way. He too, can be serious business. Although, unfortunately (or fortunately?) due to his relatively young age, he's got a very straightforward way of thinking. Deep down, America's just an optimistic boy who enjoys his share of movies, video games (thank you again, Japan!), junk food and sports. And spring. America does not like the cold, nope. Also, because England raised America, his uh, taste in food is rather questionable at times. He can also be a bit of a pack rat, judging all the junk from England that he kept. America also has laughed off Germany's suggestion of more environmentally friendly cars. Sigh.

Sample post: (First person point of view, please)
Aha, Island, was it? I see that you're just so excited about being my backup in my quest to beat those evil Axis powers starting with the number one lamewad, Italy! that you just HAD to transport me here! You really shouldn't have, since I probably would've visited anyway. That's perfectly understandable that you want to meet the Hero, spelled with a capital H. After I leave, I'll be sure to send back some very heroic posters of me. They're very cool, with lots of planes and stripes and stars in the background. That's one of the perks of being my backup, you know. You've made the right choice. America wants YOU to be his backup, today! It's change we can believe in. See, I've even redesigned your flag for you. That really would look better as a pin, but for now, it'll do. OKAY!

...Although, I have to say, I don't recall ever seeing you participate in our first world summit. Did you not get the memo? Actually, I don't remember hearing about you at all until now. Can you show me on this world map where France touched you you are? Oh, sorry. Never mind. I only carry around a map of America around. It's not like it's really that important to know where everything else is, right? People come to me all the time anyway, so it's not like it's really that big of a deal. But seeing as how you've got these lovely hamburger trees all very much MC to the Donald quality! I highly approve for great justice, I'm sure you can't be too bad. Those burgers won't be as good as the ones from me, but ... OH, I KNOW! We'll call you "Honorary Hamburger Producer and Backup to America." That's a very important job in our upcoming campaign to stop the Evil Axis Powers.

How, you ask? Well, that's easy. If I'm hungry, I can't fight. If I can't fight, then I'll lose. If I lose, my backups will be devastated. We can't let that happen. Yes, yes, I know all about your "coconuts," but let's focus on the important things first, okay? Just don't let England near those.

A list of things your character might have on them after they got snatched up and put on this island:
-his fabulously heroic clothes!
-a giant American flag!
-heroic poster of himself
-hamburgers. LOTS AND LOTS OF HAMBURGERS. and maybe freedom fries.

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